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This. Is. It

 

Have you been searching for the ultimate big boy toy, man cave accessory, or just want to impress everyone you have ever or will ever meet? Have you imagined the thrill of flying a real life jetpack or JetBike since your earliest days?

For the first (and maybe only) time ever,

YOU CAN OWN A REAL LIFE JETPACK OR JETBIKE!

Apollo Turbine JetPack


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Apollo JetBike


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YOU WILL DIE IF YOU TRY TO FLY THIS ON YOUR OWN

WORLD’S FIRST JET-POWERED FLYING MOTORCYCLE

Ever wondered what it would be like to FLY a motorcycle? The Apollo Flight Labs JetBike is the WORLD’S FIRST (and only) Jet-Powered Flying Motorcycle! You can be the one, the only JetBike owner/pilot ever!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is absolutely NOT A TOY, and has the serious potential to cause massive bodily harm or death in the wrong hands (or maybe even in the right hands). Note: the successful bidder must be at least 18, and willing to sign a mountain of paperwork releasing Apollo Flight Labs from all liability.

 

Discovery Channel, ESPN, Jimmy Kimmel Live, BBC, Fox News, Today show, WIRED, National Geographic, Go Fast!, abc, NBC, BMW, Fuji Television, Orange County Choppers

The Apollo Turbine JetPack boasts two, high power turbojet engines at screaming at 60,000 rpms and shooting 1350-degree fire-air just past your legs to generate the massive thrust required for flight. It burns Jet-A fuel… the same fuel  that powers airliners through the sky (but is very easy to find and buy). How much horsepower? There’s no real equation for it, but imagine 800-1000 angry ponies strapped to your back. Snorting fire. And lifting you into the sky. This  is what it is like to be a real life jetpack pilot. We should know. Apollo Flight Labs is the world’s premiere jetpack performance team, with over 1100 flights and clients like Heineken, Samsung, GO FAST!, and hundreds more who have hired us to get attention for product launches, music festivals, and film and television appearances all around the globe. You have seen us on The History Channel, The Science Channel, National Geographic, The Discovery Channel, Good Morning America, The Jimmy Kimmel Show, Hunan Television, and too many more to list.

What’s the difference between the Apollo Turbine JetPack and the internationally famous H2O2 Jet-Pack?

Our H2O2 models are real rocket backpacks, with rocket engines and rocket fuel. The Apollo Turbine JetPack was developed with our industry partners to provide longer flight times, lower operating costs, and be much easier to learn to fly.

What’s the point?

Are you kidding? You’re asking “what’s the point” of owning and learning to fly a real jetpack?!? Browse on to the next (lame) item for sale. If you’ve made it this far into this listing, you probably get it. If you get it, you GET IT!




How high does it fly?

Untested, but maybe up to 10,000 feet

How fast can it go?

Not sure, but probably over 100 mph

How long does it stay in the air?

Up to 9 minutes, depending on pilot and conditions

With all the danger and risk, how will you get the wife’s approval on this one?

Ladies and gentlemen, these machines are absolutely NOT TOYS, and have the serious potential to cause massive bodily harm or death in the wrong hands (or maybe even in the right hands). Note: the successful bidder must be at least 18, and willing to sign a mountain of paperwork releasing Apollo Flight Labs from all liability.

 

First: don’t tell her

 

Second: round up two of your friends (or your wife, if she’s cool with it) and spend up to 4 days at the Apollo JetPack or JetBike Training Camp (weight and other restrictions apply). We can conduct Training Camp almost anywhere in the world, and we’ll supply the safety system (you will incur some costs and travel for our Team).

 

Third: don’t fly it! Bask in the glory of your professional photo book and videos we provide after your training camp. Keep it on display where all of your friends will see it, and tip a glass as you make claim to being one of the VERY few human beings to have ever flown such a machine.

 

*If you are a wife, then item #1 does not apply. Girls can fly JetPacks and JetBikes too!

 

Can I fly it to work?

Nope.

Can I fly it over my house?

Double Nope.

Can I fly it …

Legal Department says we have to reply “nope” every time a question starts like this.

Are These Machines Legal to fly?

In some circumstances, mostly yes, however we make no guarantees in this area. Too many details to list.

Are These Real Auctions?

Absolutely! The highest bidder wins and can take delivery of this Apollo Turbine JetPack or Apollo JetBike immediately after payment is received. *Shipping is at buyer’s expense, but available to most parts of the world.

 

Apollo Turbine JetPack


right now on ebay(tm)

Apollo JetBike


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JetPack Training Camp

 

Training Camp INCLUDED! As part of this auction, we are including JetPack or JetBike Training Camp for up to 3 people! This is normally $17,000 per person for two days. This isn’t classroom stuff. One hour learning the ins and outs of the machine, then connect to our safety system, fire up the engines, ease up on the throttle and YOU ARE OFF THE GROUND! It takes a few minutes to slow down and focus on your flying skills as one of our jetpack pilots and our R&D Team guide you through the control inputs required to hover, turn and stop. Not completely “safe”, but a much lower chance of injury with the safety system connected. It helps prevent crashes into the ground.